But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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