Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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