Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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