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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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