i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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