I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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