oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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