She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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