using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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