I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
