dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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