He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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