I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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