So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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