Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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