I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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