you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
there is glitter all over my balls
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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