Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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