im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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