We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I need to sanitize my soul.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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