Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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