super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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