It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i out mim tonsoeep
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