Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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