i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
