my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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