So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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