U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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