Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
one two three fourrrrnication!
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I just gift wrapped bread.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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