the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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