yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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