Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Nicole vs. Life
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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