So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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