I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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