it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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