at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Porn is love you can see.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
