Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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