Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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