Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The air taste purple.
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