There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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