The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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