first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Your cock deserves a montage
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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