Your tits are I can't wait for
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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