I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
im six kinds of drunk right now
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Randomize
