Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
