your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
porn star boner night. come get it.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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