i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Welp...herpes.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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