Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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