Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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