We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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