My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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