we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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