saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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