playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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